Introducing The Newest and My Favorite Power Couple On the Planet - Christie Brinkley and John Cougar Mellencamp
Christie Brinkley glows with happiness as she enjoys a date with new boyfriend John Mellencamp pic.twitter.com/R60bQppkjH
— VIP (@vipmonde) October 4, 2015
OMG! Sexiest 60 year old couple ever. Sexiest couple ever. I mean name another 60 year old couple that creates this much heat. That not only doesn’t disgust you thinking about them banging, but turns you on. That you’d happily roll around in their dried up cum. (Too far?) Take notes Kanye and Kim you disgusting humans. This is how you do it. This is class. This is royalty. This is sex. This is how you electrify people. 60 year olds fucking their brains out never sounded so good. Christie Brinkley Cougar Mellencamp. What a name! Billy Joel must be PISSED.
PS – John Cougar Mellencamps top 4 songs can go toe to toe with any top 4 songs from anybody on earth. I don’t even know how to rank them. They are all 1st ballot rock HOF’er songs. I’ve listed my rankings below, but you can literally argue for any of them in the top spot and mine could change on a moments notice depending on my mood. I know people are gonna freak out that I have Pink Houses in the 4 hole, but I’ve spent the last 2 hours replaying all 4 of these songs and stand by my decision.
- Jack And Diane
2. Cherry Bomb
3. Small Town
4. Pink Houses